Affirmative Action Guild

After ~1.6 nights of attempts Archie fell to Affirmative Action. Great job on a speedy kill everyone. Congrats to Nocent and Golnar on T6 helms. Next weeks update? Well right now Im leaning towards "Teron Terrorized", let's get it done.

Update: February 19, 2008_______________________________________________________________________________________________

Shade of "A cama" Put to Bed

No the title is not a misspelling. For those who are not aware, AA has an e-vangelist in its midst, should you be approached by him and his "fervent zeal" be sure to just nod and smile, or even ignore him completely. He has this crazy idea about "saving souls" through WoW. What a loon! AA decided to do a bit of soul saving itself last night and none were found more deserving than Akama. I mean come on, the guy is this kick ass rogue/shammy/warrior guy. On our first real(having having a prot pally in the raid) attempt ever Akama died. Congrats to AA on putting the Shade of Akama en la cama, and grats Akama on looting your soul (WTF).

Update: February 11, 2008_______________________________________________________________________________________________

Azgalor? More Like Azgaloaled

Sad news all around this morning as two AA members are about to do some hard time, and it is definitely not who you might expect. Nadrielinde and Nocent were found guilty in the slaying of Azgalor, who is known to many as "ASS GALORE". When questioned, the prosecuting attorney declined most opportunities to comment, but did say, "The gloves fit, they could not aquit". As the convicts were escorted from the courthouse the expressions of "boundless agony" were apparent. There are still many unanswered questions, and rumors of as many as 23 accomplices.

Anyways, once again fantastic job AA, congrats to all on another kill. You rock, you own, I'd like to jump your bones. HEY ARCHIE!!! AIM HIGH WILLIS!!!

Update: February 3, 2008__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Chicken Noodle "Soupremus"With a Soda on the Side

With hints of new cooking recipes in patch 2.4, the culinary artists within AA were feverishly at work to help out Blizzard's historically lacking development team. I think we have a winner at last; apparently we "put our foot in this one". Those wondering how to whip this up the AA way, well, let us help you out. 1 Affirmative Action raid group minus 2ish members(if you can acquire the full core raid group please do, however it can be hard to catch in season), 1 pretty kick ass meme adaptation by an AA raider's Mom(for purposes of this extended metaphor I like to refer to her as Mrs. Dash .../drool). 1 drank + 1 two-step, the mix goes through several phases but just keep your distance and let it run its' course. In the end you will have a nice "CHUNKEH!!!!!" brew...or pile of rocks, whatever you wanna call it. Congrats on another kill AA, can I call em or what?

If you are looking for an MS paint artist please feel free to contact me, notice the talent required to place that red x above just right. IhazMSpaintskillzyo. Sorry, my SS button was bound to f10 for some reason.

Update: February 1, 2008__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Affirmative Action Bursts High Warlord Naj'entus's Bubble...Thingy

Epic failure was rampant last night, in fact one of the only things on par with the level of "terribleness" would be these ridiculous news update titles. However, we are not in the habit of letting less than ideal, or even "unique" raid make-ups halt progress. We headed over to The Temple of Blackness, two of our raid members noted that they felt unusually at home in the zone. High Warlord Naj'entus proved that grinding rank 14 takes no skill as we didn't even have the chance to get another round of rep from his trash. Supremus up on deck next, and a much more terrible news update title as always. Oh yeah, and more AA pwnage too.

Update: January 28, 2008__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Kaz'rogal Dead: Dude, Where's My Mana?

The title pretty much says it all, another day another deaded boss+2. Rumors abound, but the most widely accepted theory behind our recent success is , our fearless leader, Vieris's new mic. Some liked it, some didn't. One thing is for certain, Anetheron and Kaz'rogal are, or rather, were not too fond of the change. Affirmative Action kicks ass...nough said.

Update: January 17, 2008__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Affirmative Action Dropkicks Kael'thas

Today's thought, "You can't dropkick the ashes of Al'ar". In a continuation of its' open door/equal opportunity policy AA dropped by to investigate Kael's ranting about his people being oppressed and what not. We really tried to listen with a compassionate ear but it was "ohh they weren't fair to me this" and "my people need power that". In the end it was just a bit too much to have to sit through so we reduced his hitpoints to dead and headed to Hyjal. Oh, the loot you say? Ashes of Al'ar on our first kill, check this link for a pic. Thanks for the new bike Kael...PEACE!!! Clearly another "fake kill" by those dastardly AA hoodlums.

Update: December 20, 2007_________________________________________________________________________________________________

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

The Father Time Turtle says Hi!!!!

Update: December 9, 2007__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Al'ar's Body Lies Smoldering On The Floor

Having cleared SSC earlier in the evening AA took a trip back to TK to holla at Kaelthas. Unfortunately he was busy so we contented ourselves with chatting up Al'ar for a bit. We engaged in a pretty heated discussion, perhaps a bit too heated, we killed the poor bastard. There can be little if any doubt that Kael will fall soon.

Update: December 3, 2007__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Lady Vashj Goes Down For Affirmative Action

Much to the chagrin of many a hater, Vashj went down in the first round tonight. We came prepared to put in work, however, she was just tired of playing games and decided 3 dates was enough. Always the ladies and gentlemen that we are, hit it and quit it just isn't AA's shtick, we will be back, and word has it Kael'thas is not at all happy about us messin with his lady on the side.