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| Update: June 4, 2008 |
Kalecgos Klapped, Bears Barebacked, and ...WARGLAIVES
 
The lack of updates was all a clever ploy to make people think we weren't doing anything. SURPRISE!!!???... so umm, yeah. Last night we killed a demon guy. I would like to take this time to soap box rp for a bit. Now I think there is something to be learned from this encounter. We have a dragon clearly suffering from any combination of schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, or bipolar mania. Now we got together 25ish people and killed the hell out of the problems in his head. Screw those pharmaceutical companies getting richer, when for the price of a few thousand gold you can have 25 strangers run around inside your head just wrecking things, and simultaneously beat the living shit out of you. No nausea, no upset stomach, no risk of serious but rare conditions. Just you getting your ass kicked til you stop being crazy. At this point I'm sure you are wanting to know where to sign up. Just send 2k gold to Kemet, he will get your application fast tracked. Anyways, more to the point, congrats Voxvocis on
[Pantaloons of Growing Strife] , Naate on [Bracers of Absolution], Blowpop on[Lightbringer Bracers] , and Scindo on [Slayer's Bracers]
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In other news, AA has taken to acquiring Amani War Bears in earnest, "mounting" a serious attack on the trolls of ZA.. We have racked up 5 over the past three weeks and with us moving to two four timer runs per week the number will continue to climb, expect a pic of 20 or so bears within the next couple of months.
Last but not least, we have a bit of sad news. One of AAs longest standing members is no longer with us. Many knew Nocent/Idun/Illiyana as an excellent friend and guy of great character. Nocent you will be missed. Anyways, screw Nocent he kinda sucked, we have this really new kick ass rogue named Waglaives. Omg, talk about good, warglaives just wrecks shit with his Twin Blades of Azzinoth that he was lucky enough to pick up in his first raid with us. For some reason Warglaives is listed as Nocent in the guild roster, effing Blizzard, which should be cleared up in the coming weeks. Apparently Warglaives and Nocent are really, really, REALLY...perhaps I am not making myself clear here, these two guys are hot for each other like the temperature of a helium cooled reactor, they are pretty much the same person. If you need to talk with or deliver a message to Nocent, Warglaives can help you out. Congrats Nocent on [Warglaive of Azzinoth] , and completion of the Twin Blades of Azzinoth set.
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| Update: April 15, 2008 |
Illidan Down
 
Like six days ago we killed Illidan. Congrats yet again to everyone invloved in contributing to the kill in any capacity. Our end instance boss loot streak continues, congrats Nocent on [Warglaive of Azzinoth] , and Vieris on [Zhar'doom, Greatstaff of the Devourer]. Enjoy the song, it is uber funtastic.
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| Update: March 25, 2008 |
Who is Illid...OH HI!!!
 
 
Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this...I'm Deckard Cain and I am attempting to explain why Kemet has been such a "slack bitch" with the update. STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN!!!
Yeah, so AA has been busy since the last update. On our second attempt ever, we downed Mother Shaz. Props to Trample for the heart of darkness sales, thank you thank you thank you. With Momma down there was one unanswered question. Given that she resides within the Den of Mortal Desires, WTF are those other 4 arms for? We launched a thorough investigation. One of our members was able to confirm the identity of several of the trash packs, despite their rather tricky aliases. Unfortunately, the true Illidari Council could not answer our questions since they were blood elves and thus had an affinity towards "pork sword fighting", not that there is anything wrong with that. To add insult to injury the lady was a priest. That did not stop one of our members from getting rather horny... I’m talking about the horn on[Forest Prowler's Helm] you sick, sick, SICKOS!!! The Squad, The Clique`, The Council was TEH PWNED, zany hijinx ensued.
We were all excited for an opportunity to chat up "The Betrayer", but to be honest the guy was a bit boring, he just sat there in a kneeling pose with a skull in his hand, like something out of a bad Hamlet adaptation. "Alas, poor Gul'dan, I knew him Akama, he was a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy....Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft" Umm, okay, so Illidan is a "fencer" himself, fair enough. Perhaps we will never know what Momma Shaz uses those arms for when she isn't fighting. However, we are going to kill Illidan, not because we are gay bashers, or homophobes. The truth of the matter is Lt. Dan has phatty epics that are ours just because we are Affirmative Action, and AA is as AA does... |
| Update: March 5, 2008 |
WTB Hearts of Darkness
This particular update could not wait until the weekly update unfortunately. RoS was a reasonably difficult fight for AA. We actually spent a full night of attempts to finally get it down. Incoming heart of darkness farming runs /cheer. [Grips of Damnation] and [Touch of Inspiration] |
| Update: March 4, 2008 |
Two Bosses One Flask
 
Teron Gorefiend and Gurtogg Bloodboil both went down Sunday night. Two Black Temple boss first kills in one night, the recent rate of progression of Affirmative Action has been incredible. The day after we killed Archie we one nighted all of Mount Hyjal, starting off the weeks reset right. To top it all off Reliquary of Souls was taken down to 6% to end the week. RoS killshot inc next week.
Great work yet again AA, let's keep it coming. |
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